Humans don’t really understand how much we understand your language. We read your body language as well as much of your spoken language.
Well, last Wednesday night I knew the Humans were planning to leave on a trip without me. I also gleaned from their conversation that, while I usually got to go on this trip, this time it was too hot to take me.
They were going to try to make it a round trip. Usually we all stayed over at least one night, but they had to be back for my dinner and bathroom time.
At 1 AM I went quietly over to the bed and barked softly at my Human Mama. I knew it was a long hard drive. Didn’t want them to get a late start!
Y’all just can’t seem to understand what we’re saying, even though we understand you. Now I ask you, whose the smartest here?
My Human got up and took the alarms off and actually tried to get me to go outside. Hey lady, you’ve got to shower and dress! Let me sleep ‘til then…and I curled up in bed.
She was really annoyed as she reset the alarms and returned to bed. However, she couldn’t go back to sleep. So I was successful keeping the Humans on schedule, even though they didn’t leave ‘til after 4 AM.
I don’t understand why she kept threatening to kill me and tellin’ my Human Papa that when they got home she was gonna kill me.
The last couple of days she’s been sick with a headache, so my life has been saved. Personally I think it was her just punishment for saying such a mean thing about me, don’t y’all?
I’ve been sleepin’ in the last few days until AFTER my Human is up and about. A fellow can’t be too careful.
Y’all come on back now!