During our hike the other day this
fella was in our path! See him standin’ there ahead of us?
I wasn’t sure what to think. Really, really tall legs, don’t y’all think? Then I looked up at his crotch…no crotch sniffin’ to find out what or who…that’s for sure.
Just didn’t know what to think. At least the fella wasn’t movin’ or doin’ anything threatenin’.
Then the Humans said it was a tree.
No! A tree doesn’t look like that!